true.
You, reading this, you are beautiful.
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In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.
That’s sick!
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Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOKE.
it took me a while to get this but oh my gOD
Well, this is awkward.
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